This is What Texans Will Be Eating During the Apocalypse

Welp, it’s the end of the world as we know it, Texas. Just kidding, kind of. However, if you’re one of the many Texans who strongly believe our world is slowly coming to an end then there’s something for you at Costco!

Costco's End-of-the-World Meal Kit You Never Knew You Needed

Social media went wild recently when cookbook author Jeffrey Eisner posted a video at his local Costco, talking about a bucket he found at Costco labeled as "emergency food supply." He jokingly said, “I guess this is for when the apocalypse hits, which could be any time now?”

The product description claims it’s not just about survival but maintaining a sense of normalcy and comfort. One Instagram user replied to the video asking, “Does Costco know something we don’t?” Another joked, “If the apocalypse doesn’t kill you, this bucket of chemicals will.”

How Can We Get One Of These Doomsday Buckets: 

If you're considering grabbing one, act fast — they’re available in stores and online, but delivery takes 10 to 15 business days.

(I don't think the world will end in the next two weeks, so you’re good if you place an order now.)

What’s In This "Apocalypse Bucket" 

Costco's Readywise Emergency Food Bucket, affectionately being called the "apocalypse bucket" by fans online is priced at $79.99, and it has a whopping 150 freeze-dried and dehydrated meal servings designed to last up to 25 years. Yup, 25 YEARS!

With 25,280 calories, the bucket includes 80 entrees and sides, 30 breakfast servings, and 40 drink servings. Take a look at what delicious *insert sarcasm here* meals you’ll be enjoying if our world does come to an end: