They say that you can't fight the law and win. Well...that may be the case for humans, but not for the rest of the animal kingdom. One ornery alligator was not letting the long arm of the law cramp his style. The gator attacked a Caddo Deputy's cruiser before fleeing like the outlaw he is. You have the read the story to believe it:

An 8 foot alligator was spotted in the middle of Highway 1 in Caddo Parish. A Caddo Deputy saw the gator and attempted to keep it out of harms way while waiting on a wildlife expert to arrive. However, the ill tempered reptile was having none of it. The gator took a big bite out of the deputy's car before fleeing the scene.

I think its safe to file this story under "Things that only happen in Louisiana".