You will have to spend more than $40,000 dollars to buy all of the items from the “12 Days of Christmas” song. I thought we should create a local version that might make you chuckle.

I've done this in the past, but I've updated it for this year. Let's see what you think.

On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
An Elio on I-20.

On the second day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
2 new dog parks
and an Elio on I-20.

On the third day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
3 shrimp busters
2 new dog parks
and an Elio on I-20.

On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
4 crawfish boils
3 shrimp busters
2 new dog parks
and an Elio on I-20.

On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
5 bowls of gumbo
4 crawfish boils
3 shrimp busters
2 new dog parks
and an Elio on I-20.

On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
6 tasty king cakes
5 bowls of gumbo
4 crawfish boils
3 shrimp busters
2 new dog parks
and an Elio on I-20.

On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
7 aquarium outings
6 tasty king cakes
5 bowls of gumbo
4 crawfish boils
3 shrimp busters
2 new dog parks
and an Elio on I-20.

On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
8 crime free days
7 aquarium outings
6 tasty king cakes
5 bowls of gumbo
4 crawfish boils
3 shrimp busters
2 new dog parks
and an Elio on I-20.

On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
9 winning jackpots
8 crime free days
7 aquarium outings
6 tasty king cakes
5 bowls of gumbo
4 crawfish boils
3 shrimp busters
2 new dog parks
and an Elio on I-20.

On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
10 candidates for mayor
9 winning jackpots
8 crime free days
7 aquarium outings
6 tasty king cakes
5 bowls of gumbo
4 crawfish boils
3 shrimp busters
2 new dog parks
and an Elio on I-20.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
11 pothole patches
10 candidates for mayor
9 winning jackpots
8 crime free days
7 aquarium outings
6 tasty king cakes
5 bowls of gumbo
4 crawfish boils
3 shrimp busters
2 new dog parks
and an Elio on I-20.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
a dozen new taxes
11 pothole patches
10 candidates for mayor
9 winning jackpots
8 crime free days
7 aquarium outings
6 tasty king cakes
5 bowls of gumbo
4 crawfish boils
3 shrimp busters
2 new dog parks
and an Elio on I-20.

I know you will never be able to buy all the items on my list, but we can hope. Let's just see if any of it comes true in 2018.