I love a good sense of humor. And this might be the funniest thing I have seen so far this year. We are less than a week away from Valentine's Day and the Minden Police Department wants to hook you up.
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This gift is not for your current sweetie. This is for an ex-spouse or ex-love interest.
The Minden Police Association will help you deliver the perfect gift for that person. It is sweet. Sweet revenge. If someone has done you wrong and you know they are wanted by the law, let Minden Police help you.

Valentine's Day Week Special:

"Do you have an ex-Valentine or current Valentine that you are mad at? Do you know they have outstanding warrants? Do you have information that they are driving with drugs or anything illegal in their car? Do you know where they're hiding at? Give us a call with their location and we'll take care of the rest."

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What Does This Valentine's Offer Include?

"This Valentine's Day Week Special starts off with a set of limited-edition platinum bracelets, free transportation with a chauffeur, a one-night minimum stay in a luxurious 5 star accommodated room, either by themselves or with a room-mate, and glamour shots that will be posted online for all to see!! This special is capped off with a Valentine's Day dinner as well."

And you don't have to limit this to your ex. The Minden Police Association encourages you to pass along information about anyone who might be wanted by police.

"We know this special is so incredible that you may be tempted to provide additional referrals. We don't blame you, this special is too sweet to pass up!! Refer one or as many as you want to."

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