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![Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Anenia.gif?w=980&q=75)
Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving
Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.
![Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Arrested for Selling Drugs on the Job](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Nathan.gif?w=980&q=75)
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Arrested for Selling Drugs on the Job
America runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.
![Check Out These Totally Loony Reasons for Getting Arrested](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Arrest.gif?w=980&q=75)
Check Out These Totally Loony Reasons for Getting Arrested
Some people just have cuff luck.
![Fried Chicken Beer Is a Beverage Oddity That Is Now Available](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Fried.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Fried Chicken Beer Is a Beverage Oddity That Is Now Available
Not since Netflix and chill have two wonderful things like this come together.
![Most Dude Survey Ever Names the Best Places for a ‘Mancation’](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/07/Mancatiion.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Most Dude Survey Ever Names the Best Places for a ‘Mancation’
This is basically the adult version of a kids' treehouse with a "No Girls Allowed" sign outside of it.
![Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho Disagreement](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Marcos.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho Disagreement
Maybe blame it on low blood sugar?
![Man Taking His Beer From London Terror Scene Becomes 2017’s Hero](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Beer.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man Taking His Beer From London Terror Scene Becomes 2017’s Hero
Cold-hearted meets a tall cold one.
![Idiot Runs Into Burning House to Save Beer](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/04/Beer.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Idiot Runs Into Burning House to Save Beer
The only time it's not okay to enjoy a nice cold one is when it's trapped inside a big hot one.
![Man Stabbed to Death After Complaining Newspaper Delivery Was Late](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/04/Newspaper.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man Stabbed to Death After Complaining Newspaper Delivery Was Late
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
![Hungry Teacher Bites Student Sleeping in Class](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Bite.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Hungry Teacher Bites Student Sleeping in Class
Give this teacher an apple -- it's a more appropriate thing for him to chew.