The first guy in the video - the one jumping high, flying like a bird, sailing effortlessly over the bar - that's not me. The second fellow - the one who puts every ounce of strength into trying to clear a little chain barely a foot off the ground - that's me! And, sadly, most of the rest of us.

For those of us who'll go around the obstacle rather that risk total public humiliation, here's this hysterically funny video to start the weekend.

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