It's finally here: the Ebola containment suit Halloween costume you've been waiting for. And it's not just any Ebola containment suit—a SEXY Ebola containment suit. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

There really isn't much to say about this ... thing, except that it was totally obvious that something like this would not only get made, but that you will see people actually wearing it. Which means they dropped 60 bucks on it. On something that is called a sexy Ebola containment suit. Oh, the humanity.

This one costume effectively nullifies the impact of the other unnecessarily sexy Halloween costumes you'll see this year.