Common sense appears to be in short supply here in Louisiana. Last week, we showed you a video of a tour guide hand feeding marshmallows and chicken to a couple of alligators, and now this bizarre scene.

A Louisiana man, who as far as we are concerned is lucky he does not have to spend the rest of his life whacking off with a stump, learned the hard way over the weekend that a drunken man is no match for a pissed off 11-foot gator.

In the above video, you can see Glen Bonin and his bros doing their best to outsmart the wild-eyed reptile in order to move it out of the road. However, instead of just dragging it to the side of the road or better yet, leaving it alone, the three men play a game of peek-a-boo with the ferocious beast using their shirts.

Yet, It does not take long before the gator decides enough is enough. As the three men prepare to grab the gator, it turns around in retaliation and chomps down on Bonin’s hand. "It felt like someone was pulling my arm out. I thought I was about to lose something. It felt like it lasted forever," Bonin told KPLC-TV.

Bonin admits he was drinking at the time.

After it was all said and done, Bonin was taken to the hospital where he received 80 stitches in his hand. He now believes that messing with alligators is best left up to the professionals.