The world of pet lovers is divided pretty sharply. I've personally categorized pet owners into three categories: Cat People, Dog People, and Animal People. Animal people will take in any pet and love them unconditionally. Dog people have one or two (sometimes several) faithful canine companions.

Then there's people like me...cat people. We cat people are gluttons for punishment. Why? Because CATS ARE JERKS! They sleep twenty hours a day, and when they aren't asleep, their agenda includes destroying property, terrorizing children, shredding skin with their Freddy Kreuger claws, and then purring in your lap as if they don't secretly want to kill you in your sleep.  Thank goodness cats don't have thumbs, because they probably would...then steal your car.

Check out this video of cats being cats.