Guy Jailed for Selling Fake Drugs Says He’s ‘Doing God’s Work.’ Alrighty, Then.Guy Jailed for Selling Fake Drugs Says He’s ‘Doing God’s Work.’ Alrighty, Then.This fake drug dealer is working for a "high"-er authority.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Mom Allegedly Pulled Child’s Teeth With Pliers in Walmart BathroomMom Allegedly Pulled Child’s Teeth With Pliers in Walmart BathroomA woman is in some serious trouble for the dangerous way she takes care of her child's oral hygiene.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Woman Breaks Neck Sneezing…And Then Again While LaughingWoman Breaks Neck Sneezing…And Then Again While LaughingBodily functions are not kind to this poor lady.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Couple to Divorce Out of Respect for Their Shared GirlfriendCouple to Divorce Out of Respect for Their Shared GirlfriendThis is not your typical love triangle.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Fitness-Mad Robber Stretches Before Knocking Over Dunkin’ DonutsFitness-Mad Robber Stretches Before Knocking Over Dunkin’ DonutsYou gotta be in shape if you're gonna be on the run.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Idiot Runs Into Burning House to Save BeerIdiot Runs Into Burning House to Save BeerThe only time it's not okay to enjoy a nice cold one is when it's trapped inside a big hot one.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Man Dies at Texas Gentleman’s ClubMan Dies at Texas Gentleman’s ClubI tried to keep the title as generic as possible, but I think you get the drift. BristolBristol
You Can Now Get Paid $17,000 to Stay in Bed for 2 Straight MonthsYou Can Now Get Paid $17,000 to Stay in Bed for 2 Straight MonthsToo lazy to get out of bed and look for work? Problem solved.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Cheapskate Wants You to Buy Engagement Ring for Him on GoFundMeCheapskate Wants You to Buy Engagement Ring for Him on GoFundMeLove don't cost this guy a thing.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Stabbed to Death After Complaining Newspaper Delivery Was LateMan Stabbed to Death After Complaining Newspaper Delivery Was LateExtra! Extra! Read all about it!GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors